In his CV, Rollo describes himself as a "hands on strategic thinker with broad multicultural banking experience", and whilst we will dissect this short but revealing resume below, it is worth pointing out up front that "clothes off" might be more accurate than "hands on". His Full (really) Monty at Valderrama will live long in the minds of those who have sufficient psychological strength for such traumatically recovered memories. It is with some surprise however that his CV claim to be a strategic thinker has made it through the LinkedIn reality-check filter. Anyone who has ever played a round of golf with Rollo can vouch for the complete absence of anything even vaguely related to a strategy. The words "utter" and "shambles" come most easily to mind. As a man who has served a career in a series of Middle Eastern and African banks, Rollo has rubbed shoulders (and probably quite a lot more) with exotic personalities, something that will stand him in good stead with our increasingly diverse Spongebob community (eh?) Rollo is an accomplished after dinner, umm, singer. He also gyrates liberally (others might call it dancing, but looking away, anywhere, in total horror, is a common victim response, suggesting otherwise); he is an expert at franglaise-mashing, and those attributes, combined with his erratic golfing, suggest that his future in Spongbob colours looks rosy. Off 18 Rollo is a handful in competition, but a wonderfully entertaining golfing and touring chum. We look forward to his, almost certainly epic contribution to the ensuing Spongebob travesty.